<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958</id><updated>2011-10-25T07:29:39.711-04:00</updated><title type='text'>According to Marley</title><subtitle type='html'>A cat's eye view of the World</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Marley the 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Deed'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vjv6iO2706Q/Tp3qVU5fjaI/AAAAAAAAAR4/jKxmSirXe1E/s72-c/cat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-1646607001168196628</id><published>2011-06-08T16:55:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-08T16:55:47.423-04:00</updated><title type='text'>test</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/1646607001168196628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=1646607001168196628' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-7561283082934205428</id><published>2010-12-08T14:56:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-08T14:56:32.024-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Commentary of next door neighbor's actions</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/7561283082934205428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=7561283082934205428' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/7561283082934205428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/7561283082934205428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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yesterday that the box in the closet was the best place in the house to sit and just “chill.”  Fred stated that “I feel like I’m sitting in Captain Kirk’s chair when I’m in this box.  I’m totally in command—plus with the door open I get a full view of the birds in the tree outside the window.”  Fred is currently on the lookout for the best place for napping in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/4846168197419947781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=4846168197419947781' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/4846168197419947781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/4846168197419947781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/08/fred-proclaims-box-in-closet-is-best.html' title='Fred Proclaims The Box in The Closet is The Best Place to “Chill”'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SpV6DEGgydI/AAAAAAAAAN8/_v0EAK5p_hg/s72-c/Black_Cat_In_A_Box.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-639119358141808515</id><published>2009-08-26T13:19:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T13:47:26.563-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dancing Show Contestant Has a Fit of "Jazz Hands"</title><summary type='text'>BURBANK, CA: The popular ABC show “Dancing with the Stars” took an ugly turn last week when one of the contestants (Bill Bonkers) got drunk on foreign beer and pushed the other dancers off the floor to show his “jazz hands” dance.   Mr. Bonkers was promptly booted from the show for failing to abide by the contest rules.Mr. Bonkers later regretted his impulsive actions when interviewed on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/639119358141808515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=639119358141808515' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/639119358141808515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/639119358141808515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/08/dancing-show-contestant-has-fit-of-jazz.html' title='Dancing Show Contestant Has a Fit of &quot;Jazz Hands&quot;'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SpV1Jl-2GfI/AAAAAAAAAN0/FnrHbku_UlA/s72-c/Jazz_Hands_Cat2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-5358398845628575979</id><published>2009-07-14T10:41:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-14T11:39:21.959-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Harry Potter Nerds Line Up for Movie Premiere</title><summary type='text'>SILVER SPRING, MD: Nerds are already lining up for the latest installment of the the highly successful Harry Potter movie series.  The new movie "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" premieres this Friday, but cats have started lining up as early as Wednesday for the movie.Many cats on the line are dressed up as their favorite character.  The local school bully known only as Butch commented on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/5358398845628575979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=5358398845628575979' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5358398845628575979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5358398845628575979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/07/harry-potter-nerds-line-up-for-movie.html' title='Harry Potter Nerds Line Up for Movie Premiere'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/Slyhp9BnEZI/AAAAAAAAAM8/kkNhVEuQGLo/s72-c/catwizard.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-7220237377675966389</id><published>2009-07-14T10:27:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T13:46:02.595-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cats Control Humans</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: There isn't anything new to report here that hasn't been known for centuries.  Cats control humans.  It has been true ever since the Egyptians began to worship us.  The silly humans are just figuring it out now.  You can get the full story here.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.livescience.com/animals/090713-cats-cry.html' title='Cats Control Humans'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/7220237377675966389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=7220237377675966389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/7220237377675966389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/7220237377675966389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/07/cats-control-humans.html' title='Cats Control Humans'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SlyWrgbMbpI/AAAAAAAAAM0/jzT3D2rTkAQ/s72-c/Control.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114988474896605747</id><published>2009-07-13T16:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T00:29:22.576-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dirty Litter Box on the Prowl</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: Cat rap -- or “Crap” as it’s known on the streets has been growing in popularity among US teens.  Cat rapper Dirty Litter Box, also known by his initials DLB has been the most popular by far with his racy lyrics and top 40 hits “Go lick yourself” and “Gettn’ down wit da pussy.” In a recent interview, DLB stated that “It’s about time a stank ass puss like me shook up the industry.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114988474896605747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114988474896605747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114988474896605747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114988474896605747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/06/dirty-litter-box-on-prowl.html' title='Dirty Litter Box on the Prowl'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-1936580409196496526</id><published>2009-06-22T13:35:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T13:51:26.754-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tiger Steals the Show in "The Hangover"</title><summary type='text'>What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snoozeDo they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Barry in her Catwoman suitDon't you worry your pretty stripe-ed head we're gunna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bedAnd then we're gunna find our best friend Doug and then we're gunna give him a best friend hugDoug, Doug, Oh Doug, Doug, Dougie, Doug, DougBut if you've been murdered by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/1936580409196496526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=1936580409196496526' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1936580409196496526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1936580409196496526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post.html' title='Tiger Steals the Show in &quot;The Hangover&quot;'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-116854554997465737</id><published>2009-06-21T14:50:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T16:50:02.225-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Local Band Hits the Big Time</title><summary type='text'>ARLINGTON, VA: The local rock band Faster Pussycat as they are collectively known just signed with Fur Ball Records for a 4 record deal.  The band’s 3 members are Sid Kitty heading up lead vocals and guitar, Little Flea on bass and Ring Worms on drums.However, just as the trio was poised to break into the big time, band tensions threatened to tear them apart.  In a recent VH1 special “Behind the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/116854554997465737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=116854554997465737' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/116854554997465737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/116854554997465737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/01/local-band-hits-big-time.html' title='Local Band Hits the Big Time'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-8624242132390034738</id><published>2009-06-20T12:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T14:51:54.877-04:00</updated><title type='text'>FSU Fraternity Brother Nabbed With 3 Pounds of Catnip</title><summary type='text'>TALLAHASSEE, FL: Florida State University, Kappa Alpha Tau (KAT) fraternity brother Cliff Skitch, or “Skitchey” as he’s known around campus was arrested for possession of 3 pounds of catnip.  Campus police working ‘jointly’ with state police captured Skitchey during an undercover police drug buy.“The suspect’s backpack was bulging with the 3 pounds of catnip when we observed him entering the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/8624242132390034738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=8624242132390034738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/8624242132390034738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/8624242132390034738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/07/fsu-fraternity-brother-nabbed-with-3.html' title='FSU Fraternity Brother Nabbed With 3 Pounds of Catnip'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/RrtfXUaGloI/AAAAAAAAAFg/8uGEjL_uEEY/s72-c/skitchey.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-692555728226682027</id><published>2009-06-19T12:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T14:55:52.896-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Meow Qaeda Flea Bomb Plot Foiled</title><summary type='text'>Meowslim terrorist Ali Oompapa Meowmeow was taken into police custody today under suspicion of planning to flea bomb his master’s apartment.  Meowmeow is also considered to be the leader of a sleeper cell, or in this case a cat napper cell.Another cat nap cell member Aaahck… Aaahck was also arrested in the raid (it wasn’t clear at the time of publishing this article if “Aaahck… Aaahck” was indeed</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/692555728226682027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=692555728226682027' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/692555728226682027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/692555728226682027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/06/meow-qaeda-flea-bomb-plot-foiled.html' title='Meow Qaeda Flea Bomb Plot Foiled'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/RoU3u8_LYtI/AAAAAAAAACg/TzflzIiQ5V0/s72-c/cat_20terrorist.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-5700200161455405762</id><published>2009-05-08T12:10:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T12:16:05.386-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Shut Up Bitch And Let Me Sleep</title><summary type='text'>Local woman harasses sleeping cat for her amusement.  "I can't wait for that bitch to leave for work every morning" replied Sam the cat.  "I am lying there trying to sleep and every morning without fail that bitch starts F-ing with me for no reason but to post the video on YouTube.  How many times do I need to tell her to leave me the F alone?"Sam is looking into alternate living arrangements.-XXX</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/5700200161455405762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=5700200161455405762' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5700200161455405762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5700200161455405762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/05/shut-up-bitch-and-let-me-sleep.html' title='Shut Up Bitch And Let Me Sleep'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-1742807803683241522</id><published>2009-05-08T11:58:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T12:00:54.597-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweet Toothed Kitty</title><summary type='text'>Local cat is scolded by his dentist and told to stop eating sweets or face losing teeth to cavities.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/1742807803683241522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=1742807803683241522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1742807803683241522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1742807803683241522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2009/05/sweet-toothed-kitty.html' title='Sweet Toothed Kitty'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115886921126280147</id><published>2009-05-07T15:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T00:35:46.754-04:00</updated><title type='text'>'I Got Full' After Eating A Half Pound Burrito</title><summary type='text'>FAIRFAX, VA: Sylvester Davis reported that he felt ‘full’ after eating a half pound burrito from Taco Bell.  “I never seem to get full when I eat, but that half pound of beans, rice, cheese, onions and peppers did me in.  I think I’m going to take a cat nap here on the couch now.”Sylvester’s wife however was not as happy with the whole ‘burrito’ eating.  “I’m not looking forward to the ‘burrito’ </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115886921126280147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115886921126280147' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115886921126280147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115886921126280147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-got-full-after-eating-half-pound.html' title='&apos;I Got Full&apos; After Eating A Half Pound Burrito'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-2855482337590793654</id><published>2009-05-07T07:25:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T14:54:20.830-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cats Caught Talking</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/2855482337590793654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=2855482337590793654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/2855482337590793654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/2855482337590793654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/11/cats-caught-talking.html' title='Cats Caught Talking'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-3967215694172547784</id><published>2008-10-30T12:40:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T10:44:16.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tama The $10M Super Station Master</title><summary type='text'>WAKIAMA, JAPAN: Click on the title to link to a video of Tama The $10M Super Station Master.  As usual, cats lead the way to prosperity.-xxx</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=4389' title='Tama The $10M Super Station Master'/><link rel='enclosure' type='' href='http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/v/10443470' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/3967215694172547784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=3967215694172547784' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/3967215694172547784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/3967215694172547784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/10/tama-10m-super-station-master.html' title='Tama The $10M Super Station Master'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SQnlMcVSHCI/AAAAAAAAAIw/AVvJ86Ct2hE/s72-c/tama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-8000974446703951009</id><published>2008-09-29T17:26:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T17:28:28.638-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cats Do The Darnedest Things</title><summary type='text'>The montage video below is comprised of various candid shots of cats doing the darnedest things.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/8000974446703951009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=8000974446703951009' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/8000974446703951009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/8000974446703951009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/09/cats-do-darnedest-things.html' title='Cats Do The Darnedest Things'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-6663399353622511772</id><published>2008-09-29T16:47:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T16:51:54.956-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cruel and Unusual Punishment</title><summary type='text'>GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA: Undercover reporters at the U.S. military base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba have leaked a video of "cruel and unusual punishment" being used on inmates at the facility.  Apparently interrogators have been using lasers to disorientate inmates and trick them into revealing information on terrorist plots.  Click the video below to see the leaked video.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/6663399353622511772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=6663399353622511772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/6663399353622511772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/6663399353622511772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/09/cruel-and-unusual-punishment.html' title='Cruel and Unusual Punishment'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-700288146364829637</id><published>2008-09-27T23:04:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-27T23:10:40.339-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ninja Cat Moves But Can't Be Seen</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/700288146364829637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=700288146364829637' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/700288146364829637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/700288146364829637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/09/ninja-cat-moves-but-cant-be-seen.html' title='Ninja Cat Moves But Can&apos;t Be Seen'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-7239277214077865660</id><published>2008-07-30T16:00:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:24.452-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Princess Chunk - The 44 Pound Cat</title><summary type='text'>VOORHEES, NJ: Princess Chunk as she's known tipped the scales at 44 pounds.  "I think I need to go on a diet before they wind up having to cut me out of my house" Princess stated."I just see that bowl of Friskies and I can't stop until it's done" she added.  Princess will opt for a traditional low calorie, low carb diet with plenty of water and exercise.  Princess has not ruled out gastric bypass</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.nypost.com/seven/07302008/news/regionalnews/fat_cat_122221.htm' title='Princess Chunk - The 44 Pound Cat'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/7239277214077865660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=7239277214077865660' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/7239277214077865660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/7239277214077865660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/07/princess-chunk-44-pound-cat.html' title='Princess Chunk - The 44 Pound Cat'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SJDJEhN3qjI/AAAAAAAAAIo/O-dYKAxvM-0/s72-c/pk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-5218571545568764982</id><published>2008-07-07T12:53:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:24.751-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Celebrity Rapper Checks Into Rehab</title><summary type='text'>Cat rapper and superstar Dirty Litter Box, or DLB as he is more commonly known checked himself into rehab this weekend after several of his close friends and family staged an intervention.  “He finally realized all the pain he’s caused all of us through his addictions to catnip, powdered milk and prescription painkillers.” said his close friend Hobbes.“DLB was spinning out of control with his all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/5218571545568764982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=5218571545568764982' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5218571545568764982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5218571545568764982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-rapper-checks-into-rehab.html' title='Celebrity Rapper Checks Into Rehab'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SHJLFZHzwTI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/tVWyaETSvTI/s72-c/1264350-Travel_Picture-Cats_group.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-6668558868843063258</id><published>2008-05-16T14:09:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:24.910-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Feline-alities</title><summary type='text'>The ASPCA has come up with 9 different personality types for cats.  There is the Private Investigator, The Secret Admirer, The Love Bug, The Executive, The Sidekick, The Personal Assistant, The MVP, The Party Animal, and The Leader of the Band.  Find out which personality type you are by reading the full article listed below.Read the full article here</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/6668558868843063258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=6668558868843063258' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/6668558868843063258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/6668558868843063258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2008/05/feline-alities.html' title='Feline-alities'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/SC3O3TqkZXI/AAAAAAAAAHo/YKt6KnIQtpU/s72-c/cat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-6824533918318076187</id><published>2007-07-16T11:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T11:10:42.979-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Owner Reports Printer Problems: Documents Are Ripped And Pages Smeared</title><summary type='text'>CHEVY CHASE, MD: Computer owners Dianne and Jeff Printsky reported that their ink jet printer suddenly, and without warning started spitting out documents that were torn to shreds and with ink smeared across all the pages.  "I have no idea what could be happening" noted Jeff Printsky.  "We just had the printer serviced last week and they said everything was fine.  Now whenever I go to print </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/6824533918318076187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=6824533918318076187' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/6824533918318076187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/6824533918318076187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/07/owner-reports-printer-problems.html' title='Owner Reports Printer Problems: Documents Are Ripped And Pages Smeared'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-5941164525874945667</id><published>2007-07-06T14:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:27.127-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mail Order Brides Come 2 To A Box</title><summary type='text'>CHANTILLY, VA: Eugene Shedder was surprised Tuesday when the mail order bride he ordered from Siam (China) came with 2 brides instead of 1.  He wasn’t sure if he should be angry that his order got screwed up, or happy now that he finally has a shot at that 3-way he’s always dreamed about.    “It must be the population explosion going on over there in China that they’re boxin’ up chics 2 at a time</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/5941164525874945667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=5941164525874945667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5941164525874945667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/5941164525874945667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/07/mail-order-brides-come-2-to-box.html' title='Mail Order Brides Come 2 To A Box'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/Ro6GRnII5ZI/AAAAAAAAADQ/KPQBXSHONnI/s72-c/mailorder_brides.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-3291457797406532820</id><published>2007-07-05T14:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:27.246-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Marvin Under False Impression The Toupee is ‘Workin’</title><summary type='text'>COLUMBIA, MD: Marvin Licksalot surprised his coworkers Monday with his new toupee.  One coworker who wished not to be identified stated that “He had been bald the entire time I’ve known him and then he just walks in on Monday with that squirrel on his head pretending nothing was different.”  “It was disturbing” noted business partner Felix Cuddle.  “I’ve known Marvin since law school and once he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/3291457797406532820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=3291457797406532820' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/3291457797406532820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/3291457797406532820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/07/marvin-under-false-impression-toupee-is.html' title='Marvin Under False Impression The Toupee is ‘Workin’'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/Ro07fXII5YI/AAAAAAAAADA/r-hxlPre_OE/s72-c/wig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-1174938304628942464</id><published>2007-07-03T13:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:27.372-05:00</updated><title type='text'>French Ambassador Unimpressed With America</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: French ambassador to the United States Jean-David Levitte looked unimpressed with the White House reception he received when meeting with President Bush.  “Pshaw…it was a ca’-ta-stro-phe if you ask me” said Levitte.  “No a-French wine, no scan-ti-ly clad mod’els and no gourmet food.  And what is dis bar-be-que da man with the belt buckle the size of the Eiffel Tower serves me?”“I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/1174938304628942464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=1174938304628942464' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1174938304628942464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1174938304628942464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/07/french-ambassador-unimpressed-with.html' title='French Ambassador Unimpressed With America'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/RoqCDXII5WI/AAAAAAAAACw/DerBtFTFKXQ/s72-c/frenchy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-1837437594717213723</id><published>2007-06-29T10:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:28.869-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Max Thinks Friend Is Too Ugly To Be Happy</title><summary type='text'>LAUREL, MD: Maximilian Von Fluffington, “Max” as his friends call him was shocked and perplexed at his friend Jacob’s general outlook on life.  “That rube’s always got a dumb-ass smile on his face like he just ate the canary.” said Max.  “Doesn’t he know that he’s uglier than Courtney Love on the smack and without makeup?  I don’t know how much longer I can put up with it.  I know ignorance is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/1837437594717213723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=1837437594717213723' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1837437594717213723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/1837437594717213723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/06/max-thinks-friend-is-too-ugly-to-be.html' title='Max Thinks Friend Is Too Ugly To Be Happy'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/RoUQ08_LYrI/AAAAAAAAACQ/DsQR7TzFFP4/s72-c/cat-facts.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-2736789273260329862</id><published>2007-05-10T20:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-10T20:38:36.930-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nora the Cat Piano Prodigy</title><summary type='text'> This video speaks for itself.  Nora the cat shows off her talent tickling the ivories.    This video has already had over 2.5 Million hits on YouTube.  Her favorite composer is Johann Sebastian Bach as she tends to enjoy playing along in a duet.-XXX</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/2736789273260329862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=2736789273260329862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/2736789273260329862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/2736789273260329862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/05/nora-cat-piano-prodigy.html' title='Nora the Cat Piano Prodigy'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-26189415314802457</id><published>2007-04-16T23:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:45:30.639-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The 10 Most Powerful Cats In Hollywood</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to our first annual list of the 10 most power cats in Hollywood. I, your humble reporter have scoured the Hollywood scene to bring you only the top 10 most powerful cats.#10 - Big pussy - Big Pussy may be dead, but with the final season of the Sopranos now showing, his popularity has shown a big resurgence.  He still remains the biggest pussy in our list .  #9 - Socks the First Cat - Even</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/26189415314802457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=26189415314802457' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/26189415314802457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/26189415314802457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-most-powerful-cats-in-hollywood.html' title='The 10 Most Powerful Cats In Hollywood'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LFN-dNJXiFg/RiQ_7d9Gt1I/AAAAAAAAAAo/DyFCCZhzs-4/s72-c/big_pussy_bonpensiero.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-4431547999008615895</id><published>2007-02-17T15:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-17T16:15:53.612-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Females Complain About Couch Potato Spouses</title><summary type='text'>DUNDALK,  MD: The Dundalk Female Feline Group (DFFG) states that the number one complaint of all the female members is that their spouses have turned into couch potatoes.One member who wished not to be identified stated that “All that fat cat does is sit around all day, drink beer and watch Animal Planet on TV.  It’s sickening.” In a recent Johns Hopkins study, doctors found that feline male </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/4431547999008615895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=4431547999008615895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/4431547999008615895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/4431547999008615895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/02/females-complain-about-couch-potato.html' title='Females Complain About Couch Potato Spouses'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-4561250446706319416</id><published>2007-02-16T15:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-16T19:39:13.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Boogy Fever Strikes In Maryland</title><summary type='text'>ANNAPOLIS, MD: A large outbreak of boogy fever has been spotted throughout Maryland, with the bulk of the population in the Annapolis metro area.  Cats have been seen spontaneously “boogying down” upon listening to just a small sample of disco music.    Dr. Julie Gerberding, Director of the Centers for Disease Control stated that “We thought we had the dreaded boogy fever (a.k.a. gettus downis </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/4561250446706319416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=4561250446706319416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/4561250446706319416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/4561250446706319416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/02/boogy-fever-strikes-large-maryland.html' title='Boogy Fever Strikes In Maryland'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-116862623914751976</id><published>2007-01-12T13:23:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T10:41:33.916-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Vigilante Rampage at Local Pet Smart</title><summary type='text'>BETHESDA, MD: The Bethesda Pet Smart was riddled with bullets yesterday around 4:00 PM when Mr. Socks came back to extol retribution for items he was not allowed to return.  No one was reported to be injured by the blasts from his AK-47.Mr. Socks who was allowed to make a public statement after his arrest stated “All I wanted to do was take back a stupid lint brush, but that little bitch behind </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/116862623914751976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=116862623914751976' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/116862623914751976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/116862623914751976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/01/vigilante-rampage-at-local-pet-smart.html' title='Vigilante Rampage at Local Pet Smart'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-116854036460005932</id><published>2007-01-11T13:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T11:10:28.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kitty Porn Website Shutdown</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: District police officers raided the home of Harry Flint yesterday in order to shutdown his kitty porn website.  “It was disgusting” noted officer O’Malley.  “We found young kitten pictures with no clothing all over the house with the bulk of the digital pictures still on his computer server.  I've never seen so much pussy before.” O’Malley added.

Police Sergeant Whiskers in a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/116854036460005932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=116854036460005932' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/116854036460005932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/116854036460005932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2007/01/kitty-porn-website-shutdown.html' title='Kitty Porn Website Shutdown'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115988960981767851</id><published>2006-10-03T11:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T11:45:54.960-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Best Friend Pushed From Window in Jealous Rage</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: Jacob McWiskers of the Adams Morgan neighborhood of Washington, DC was arraigned in district court today for attempted murder of his best friend Fluffy Kitty.  An alleged argument about a feline of mutual interest was said to precede the incident.  Defense attorney for Mr. McWiskers stated that “What appears on video is taken out of context.  My client was merely trying to save Mr</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115988960981767851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115988960981767851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115988960981767851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115988960981767851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/10/best-friend-pushed-from-window-in.html' title='Best Friend Pushed From Window in Jealous Rage'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115988504586493879</id><published>2006-10-03T09:59:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T16:48:38.742-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Litter Box Turns Into Quick Sand</title><summary type='text'>BOWIE, MD: Young Douglas fell victim to the latest problem with fine-grained kitty litter.  When going to take his morning constitutional, he was engulfed by the normally benign kitty litter beneath his paws as it suddenly turned into quick sand.  “I thought I was done for” said young Douglas.  “One minute you’re doin’ a little poopy and the next minute you’re swimming in kitty litter trying to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115988504586493879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115988504586493879' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115988504586493879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115988504586493879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/10/litter-box-turns-into-quick-sand.html' title='Litter Box Turns Into Quick Sand'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115833769831307474</id><published>2006-09-15T11:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-15T12:37:18.716-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Supercat Gives Cousin Flying ‘Lesson’</title><summary type='text'>RESTON, VA: Clark Cat was in his kitchen with his cousin Marty when the topic of cat flight came up.  It was then that Clark piped up and pronounced that he was in fact Supercat in disguise.  Marty was having none of Clark’s hair-brained claims of supercat prowess and demanded proof of his flight skills.  Clark said to Marty “The usual bet?”  Marty concurred.Clark without missing a beat leapt </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115833769831307474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115833769831307474' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115833769831307474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115833769831307474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/09/supercat-gives-cousin-flying-lesson.html' title='Supercat Gives Cousin Flying ‘Lesson’'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115031076960027573</id><published>2006-06-14T14:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T14:46:09.613-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Auto Mechanic Saved By Super Cat</title><summary type='text'>Takoma Park, MD: An auto mechanic working at the Old Town Auto Service Center in Takoma Park, MD was saved by a cat with seemingly super cat strength when the car lift failed.  “I thought I was a goner when the car that was on the lift started to come down on me.  Thank God that cat was there to save the day” auto mechanic Roberto Gonzales stated. Mr. Boots the cat stated that “I just happened to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115031076960027573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115031076960027573' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115031076960027573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115031076960027573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/06/auto-mechanic-saved-by-super-cat.html' title='Auto Mechanic Saved By Super Cat'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115021359277629172</id><published>2006-06-13T11:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-13T11:46:32.800-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Chicatski Steals the Show</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: The great Romanian pianist Romanoff Chicatski preformed several concertos before heads of state at a rare Kennedy Center appearance Saturday night.  His demure stature did not affect his delightful performance as he tickled the ivories.  “Sometimes I feel myself roaming from one end of the piano to the other looking for that proverbial bowl of milk” Chicatski noted.   Romanoff </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115021359277629172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115021359277629172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115021359277629172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115021359277629172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/06/chicatski-steals-show.html' title='Chicatski Steals the Show'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-115014295519234793</id><published>2006-06-12T16:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-12T16:15:43.863-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Muggers Holdup Cat at Gunpoint</title><summary type='text'>LANHAM, MD: Seymour the cat was held up at gunpoint yesterday while making a withdrawal from an ATM machine.  “First he pulled a gun on me, and then he took a picture of the holdup for some reason.  I acted instinctively and hissed at him.  He must have gotten scared by my ferocity, because he ran off dropping his camera” Seymour stated.Police are on the lookout for a white male, purported to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/115014295519234793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=115014295519234793' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115014295519234793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/115014295519234793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/06/muggers-holdup-cat-at-gunpoint.html' title='Muggers Holdup Cat at Gunpoint'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114745940568291341</id><published>2006-05-12T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T14:43:25.693-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cat Outwitted By Lowly Finch</title><summary type='text'>In an embarrassing scene caught on camera by our on-the-scene photographer, a cat reportedly got outwitted by a common finch.The cat in the cage who wished not to be identified stated that “I had the feathery bastard cornered in the cage, but he was able to fly out when I went to claw him. Now he’s chirping outside like he’s some kind of genius. So help me God when I get out I’m going to tear him</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114745940568291341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114745940568291341' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114745940568291341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114745940568291341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/cat-outwitted-by-lowly-finch.html' title='Cat Outwitted By Lowly Finch'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114745680730544451</id><published>2006-05-11T09:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T14:10:40.833-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cat Flips Off Owner</title><summary type='text'>Charlie the cat reportedly flipped off his owner when he overheard his owner whispering to his girlfriend about getting his cat neutered. Charlie let his feelings be known about the topic when his owner passed by.“You’re always the last to know about these things” claimed Charlie. “Where the (expletive deleted) does he get off chopping off my fur sac!” he added. “I wonder how he would like it if </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114745680730544451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114745680730544451' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114745680730544451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114745680730544451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/cat-flips-off-owner.html' title='Cat Flips Off Owner'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114736332397275484</id><published>2006-05-10T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T12:02:03.980-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cat Attacks President</title><summary type='text'> WASHINGTON, DC: Cat protestors organized a “meow in” about the high prices of milk. The protestors meowed at the back door of the White House yesterday until a kitchen worker mistakenly let a stray cat in. “I thought it was the President’s cat - Boots” claimed the unidentified kitchen worker.The cat quickly roamed the White House halls peeing in every corner and then attacked the President </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114736332397275484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114736332397275484' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114736332397275484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114736332397275484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/cat-attacks-president.html' title='Cat Attacks President'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114726718182529954</id><published>2006-05-09T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T11:44:06.273-04:00</updated><title type='text'>All the Rage</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON, DC: Driving around the DC Beltway these days has become increasingly dangerous according to most reports. Road rage is on the increase and cats are becoming frustrated with increased traffic, high fuel prices and never ending road construction projects.“Cats simply aren’t paying attention when the drive” claims Felix the Cat of Bethesda, Maryland. He went on to say that “I saw one cat</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114726718182529954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114726718182529954' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114726718182529954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114726718182529954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/all-rage.html' title='All the Rage'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114676426144682147</id><published>2006-05-08T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T13:37:41.490-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Catnip Drug Ring Uncovered</title><summary type='text'>The catnip kingpin known on the street as “Dr. Feelgood” was taken down in a Montgomery County police sting operation that broke up the kitty-nip den he was supplying. He was reported to have gone through over 2 ounces of catnip by the time the police arrived.He was reportedly prancing around the apartment naked, except for his “Cat in the Hat” hat he was wearing while reciting psychedelic </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114676426144682147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114676426144682147' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114676426144682147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114676426144682147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/catnip-drug-ring-uncovered.html' title='Catnip Drug Ring Uncovered'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114664816623892700</id><published>2006-05-05T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T23:30:15.446-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cinco de Marley</title><summary type='text'>The Mexican holiday--Cinco de Mayo was greeted by Marley in his usual manner by chugging two 6-packs of Coronas in 2 hours. Onlookers were amazed by his alcohol tolerance for being just a regular sized cat.After the second hour of Marley’s celebratory chug fest, he started to feel “woozy.” He then proceeded to point out various people in the room to exclaim how much he loved them…or hated them. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114664816623892700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114664816623892700' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114664816623892700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114664816623892700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/cinco-de-marley.html' title='Cinco de Marley'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114665074816431996</id><published>2006-05-04T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T22:40:20.040-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Toxic Waste Being Buried Late at Night</title><summary type='text'>Our undercover reporter reported seeing late night dumping of bio-toxic waste in the suburban DC area.Montgomery County Police Chief J. Thomas Manger stated that “Late night bio-toxic dumping is serious crime and any convicted perpetrators face stiff fines and potential jail time.” Manger added “We have patrol cars on the lookout for any nefarious dumping activity and we will act aggressively on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114665074816431996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114665074816431996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114665074816431996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114665074816431996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/toxic-waste-being-buried-late-at-night.html' title='Toxic Waste Being Buried Late at Night'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114660454851043660</id><published>2006-05-03T09:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T05:23:54.820-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Screen Test Met With Controversey</title><summary type='text'>With Marley’s career on the upswing, he recently performed a screen test to become the new MGM Lion in future movie opening credits.As of the date this article was published, Marley’s agent still has not heard back if he got the part. Marley’s agent noted “I’m disappointed we still have not heard back from MGM by now. I bet if he was a fluffy white cat we would have already heard that he got the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114660454851043660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114660454851043660' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114660454851043660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114660454851043660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/screen-test-met-with-controversey.html' title='Screen Test Met With Controversey'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114657484911130207</id><published>2006-05-02T10:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T05:24:48.656-04:00</updated><title type='text'>America’s Next Top Marley</title><summary type='text'>Marley awoke at daybreak. He was newly invigorated and inspired with the thought that he is destined to become America’s Next Top Model (ANTM). Without a thought in his head that cats (and male cats at that) are not presently accepted in the ANTM contest, he quickly posed for some impromptu shots as he lay strewn across an oriental rug. He then barked orders to the photog to turn on the wind </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/feeds/114657484911130207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27368958&amp;postID=114657484911130207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114657484911130207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27368958/posts/default/114657484911130207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acctomarley.blogspot.com/2006/05/americas-next-top-marley.html' title='America’s Next Top Marley'/><author><name>Marley the cat</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3897/2881/1600/head_shot2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27368958.post-114650002266674190</id><published>2006-05-02T06:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T16:57:43.980-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Single, Black, And Lookin' Fo Love</title><summary type='text'>I'm a single, professional, black, male, short hair. People say that my hazel eyes are piercing. I like chasing cell phone charger cords to stay in shape and lounging by the window to relax after a hard day.My front paws have been de-clawed so you won't feel any scratches when we cuddle in a basket of freshly laundered clothes. 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